More Noodles

Noodles was up to his usual hump-everything-in-sight tricks, and my sister gave me a call.

"Well," she said, "this is it.  Noodles has humped our preemie Cabbage Patch Kid."

Apparently, my sister came into the living room to find Noodles happily humping the naked, face-down, ass-up Cabbage Patch Kid on the couch.  The Kid's little tuft of hair was flailing about.  Clearly, nobody and nothing is safe.  Or unattractive.

I asked her if Noodles had stripped the Preemie off himself, and her frantic whispered reply was, "Um...  I don't know..."

I was telling another friend about this - she is still unconvinced he was fixed properly - and she was saying my sister should get it on video.  Maybe Noodles has a smoke afterwards, she thought.

What contest in hell could Noodles win with that video?  Surely even America's Home Videos has some standards...