I took my five-year-old daughter to Wendy's after ballet the other day. We sat down to eat and she noticed a toddler sitting at a table nearby she recognized. I mentioned to her that we'd taken her to Wendy's when she was just a new baby, only a few days old. The conversation, as always, was interesting.
Her: So did I eat fries?
Me: No, you were only a few days old. Babies drink milk.
Her: They have baby's milk here?
Me: Honey, babies drink special milk they don't have here. Actually, after mommies have babies, they make very special milk.
Her: Oh - that's because mommies know how to make everything!
Me: (Laughing) Yes, that's true, but actually, they make it in their boobies.
Her: Huh…. THAT'S why babies suck on them!
Cripes.
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