On of my best friends and co-workers had just started dating her now-husband. They were in the "honeymoon" stage, and doing it at every chance they got.
One day at lunch, she wasn't back at her usual time. By almost an hour late, the phone rang at my desk.
"Hello," she whispered breathlessly. "I'm running a little late."
"Are you home, doing it?" I laughed.
She whispered, "Well, my clothes fell off."
"What?" says me.
Still whispering, but louder and more pronounced to be sure I would hear, "My clothes fell off!"
"WHAT?" I say very loudly, knowing she'll follow suit. I immediately pressed 'speakerphone' and turned the volume up - and awaited the response I knew would be coming.
"MY CLOOOTTTHHHEEEESSSSS FELLLLLLL OFFFFFFFF!"
Realizing she had just made this announcement to the whole section we worked in, she hissed, "You bitch, you had me on speakerphone!"
Yes, yes, I did.
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