Once my sister thought she'd put her bunny out in his cage outside for some fresh air, in the dog run with Noodles (her Gremlin dog) - still separated for the bunny's safety, but close to one another. After a few minutes, she could no longer hear Noodles barking, so she went out to check on the beasts. As he'd tried many times before, Noodles managed to get the bunny out of his cage and had humped it almost to death.
I think she should have named the dog Charlie Sheen.
The bunny seems fine, but he doesn't hop the same. I suggested some therapy sessions, but was met with an icy glare from Noodles - still unknown if the glare was meant for me or my sister, who was sitting 3 feet away. Huh.
So, then my hubby, the kids and I went out to my sister's for my niece's birthday party. Noodles was up to his usual tricks of trying to hump the newbies. At one point he was running around, beyond excited at the new prospects, and trying to decide who would be first...
My 6 year old son is very thin - I actually question whether or not he in fact has calves - and Noodles took a liking. W was standing in the living room, and Noodles started humping my son's leg. W laughed and laughed, while the rest of us giggled, and shooed Noodles away.
Noodles tried a few more leg humps, but then W unknowingly bent down to grab something he'd dropped, Noodles came flying out from nowhere, and jumped on W's back, in mid-hump! We all burst out laughing, while the innocent W screamed between giggles:
"He won't stop hugging me!!!!!! He keeps hugging me!!!!!!"
Yeah, that's it. FAWK.
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