Noodles

My sister decided she wanted to get a dog.  Instead, she got the 7 lb Gremlin in the picture.  Apparently, it's a cat-like dog, which begs the question of why you'd want one.  She already has two cats, a bunny and a partridge in a pear tree.   (Okay, the partridge is an exaggeration.)

Anyway, aside from looking like his eyes were going to pop out at any moment - the dog actually is known for having eye issues - he's a little homely.  Now, not eye diseases, but rather they're known for walking into things and damaging their eyes.  And that is in addition to never really knowing if the thing is looking at you or 3 feet on either side of you.  And to top it off, she and my niece gave the thing the masculine name of "Noodles."

Imagine calling that thing to come in for the night.  "Here, Noodles!"  Agh.

Since she got him when he was a puppy, he wasn't fixed. You'd think such a small dog would be timid about his sexuality, but he was NOT.  She got him fixed in the hopes that he'd stop humping everything in sight.  But it did not.

I have personally seen Noodles hump a toy monkey, a chair, a bunny, a pillow, a chew toy, several people, and a sad attempt at humping a balloon.  All the while looking at me.   Or the person next to me, I was never really sure.